These moments bring me the most joy, because, really aren't they are the most amusing?
One of the moments happened to me today as I casually drove thirty miles an hour in a twenty mile an hour school zone. But it's fine, I wasn't on my phone or anything...
A split second glance to the right made me bust out in laughter before I had to slam on my breaks to avoid killing a few meandering high schoolers. A priest, collar and all, looking nervous and floundering a bit, carried a shabby looking bunch of carnations and babies breath into a very modern and chic hair salon. Wait, a priest? Into a hair salon? I always thought priests couldn't get married and now they are bring flowers to random hair stylists?! What is happening to the world. And if they can infact get married do they always have to wear that collar? That could make morning coffee a very formal affair. How awkward.
But enough of this random jabber. These post over the next few weeks and months are meant to let you in on my world of awkward and hopefully, make you laugh until you pee a little.
P.S. A priest walked into a salon....Doesn't that almost sound like the beginning of a incredibly horrid joke?
